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This is a poem about love
and sticking your penis in a dove.
Getting married in a church
of Satan.
I went to dunkin donuts
to get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ donuts.
A black man yelled at me
so loud that it made me pee.
So I unzipped my pants
and put my ding-dong on a table
then said "beat that ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
and he started beating himself while smoking a black and mild with a KFC bucket in his arms full of cow turds.
(I HATE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POETRY)
Poetry is the language of love.
No wonder it's full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Lust is where it's at
when I finger bang your uncle's grandpa's cat.
Randomness is fun
especially when you do crack.
I still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate poetry.
You can suck my 20 foot purple headed yogurt slinger full of tar.
I am Bill Clinton and I approve this message.
I was walking down the street
Had an urge to skeet
Saw a dirty dumpster
this looks nicer than the girl I dumped'r
I unzipped my pants
♥♥♥♥ on the plants
got nice and hard
and shot off harder than a pornstar.
(♥♥♥♥ THAT DIDN'T RHYME)
I have too much time
because all I do is shoot slime
all over the back
of a president who is black.
I like sluts
I bang sluts
I make them ♥♥♥
faster than a game of putt putt.
(DAMMIT I CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RHYME)
All of you poetry snobs
are more stupid than calvin and hobbes
You will never be as successful as
Steve Jobs.
End of story. Because I am about to write another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poem.
I hate poetry.