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vainin 6. Mai 2018 um 3:01 
+rep hes good at a toeside pendi but thats about it:steammocking:
WombatFlaps 22. Dez. 2016 um 5:45 
Love
This is a poem about love
and sticking your penis in a dove.
Getting married in a church
of Satan.

I went to dunkin donuts
to get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ donuts.
A black man yelled at me
so loud that it made me pee.

So I unzipped my pants
and put my ding-dong on a table
then said "beat that ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
and he started beating himself while smoking a black and mild with a KFC bucket in his arms full of cow turds.
(I HATE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POETRY)

Poetry is the language of love.
No wonder it's full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Lust is where it's at
when I finger bang your uncle's grandpa's cat.

Randomness is fun
especially when you do crack.
I still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate poetry.
You can suck my 20 foot purple headed yogurt slinger full of tar.

I am Bill Clinton and I approve this message.
WombatFlaps 22. Dez. 2016 um 5:43 
♥♥♥ Dumpster
I was walking down the street
Had an urge to skeet
Saw a dirty dumpster
this looks nicer than the girl I dumped'r

I unzipped my pants
shat on the plants
got nice and hard
and shot off harder than a pornstar.
(♥♥♥♥ THAT DIDN'T RHYME)

I have too much time
because all I do is shoot slime
all over the back
of a president who is black.

I like sluts
I bang sluts
I make them ♥♥♥
faster than a game of putt putt.
(DAMMIT I CANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RHYME)

All of you poetry snobs
are more stupid than calvin and hobbes
You will never be as successful as
Steve Jobs.

End of story. Because I am about to write another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poem.
I hate poetry.
WombatFlaps 2. Dez. 2016 um 16:57 
Sure mate
Aces 2. Dez. 2016 um 16:16 
They're gone from the searches now but I swear I saw like 3 on a pub all at the same time.
WombatFlaps 30. Nov. 2016 um 1:36 
I don't have any clones, could you point one out?