I will optimize the fun out of your game.



I am not your average turkey scientist.



Getting away with it since 1990.



You can't keep blaming the mosh pit for every shaka brah in your life.



My disappointment is ruined and my day is immeasurable.



(Filled with DETERMINATION.)



Defeatist culture rise up.



Call me Pollyanna.



Save the cheerleader, save the world.



Today, we use our power to fell a god,
and then, seize our destiny!



No alibi No justice No dream No hope!

...The one who actually commmited the crime, is YOU!!



Do as I do and not as I say.



Lifetime supporter of the call of the void.



What a horrible terrible vegetable.



Sometimes the one you take the bullet for, is the one behind the trigger.



Memento mori



Super tuff pink puff



No gloves = no love.



I'm a level 7 susceptible.



Look away.



👉Aces👉



I am the captain of a pirate ship.

We do not accept surrender.



"Some people are born like, without oxygen in their brain, so like, their brain cells don't grow as much, and so, you are left with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"



It's like Christmas morning

yay for illegal asian dinners

Anyone remember bonus.com? addictinggames.com? mofunzone.com? Cuz D;............................................. Alright guys new conversion rate is 1.27 :P
Also friendly reminder about that flash game Merlin's Revenge

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