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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ASS MOLESTED!!!!!
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY MY AIDS BUCKET!

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ASS MOLESTING GAME!

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN GAY CHILDREN BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ASS MASTER NOW

You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

╔═════════════════J I H A D ☪ ＹＯＵＴＨ لا إله الله ══════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong JIHADI WARRIOR, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════J I H A D ☪ ＹＯＵＴＨ محمد رسول الله ═══════════════╝

This being doesn't like to be sniffed at night

Had the pleasure of meeting Maximilius (EJ) at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.