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Pvt. Jorvasker [10th MD] 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30pm 
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ASS MOLESTED!!!!!
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY MY AIDS BUCKET!

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ASS MOLESTING GAME!

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN GAY CHILDREN BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ASS MASTER NOW
Soupcrab 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm 
You idiot. Simpleton. Low-IQ cockroach. How dare you not Like my steam profile? I have spent years, decades, studying Steam profile design theory to master the craft of making people droll when looking at my profile. You have insulted me and brought dishonor to my bloodline. My career is now in shambles because of you. You have ruined me. My days of being an internet chad man are no more. I can no longer sustain my family. This calls for a punishment of the highest degree. Since you have shamed me in front of the masses, I shall do the same to you. And all I need to do is utter three simple syllables. UR. MUM. Gei. Good luck recovering from that.
Pvt. Jorvasker [10th MD] 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Pvt. Jorvasker [10th MD] 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm 
╔═════════════════J I H A D ☪ YOUTH لا إله الله ══════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong JIHADI WARRIOR, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════J I H A D ☪ YOUTH محمد رسول الله ═══════════════╝
The Black Cat 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm 
This being doesn't like to be sniffed at night
✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm 
Had the pleasure of meeting Maximilius (EJ) at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm 
A tasty little snack, a yummy little morsel, a delectable little treat, a delicious little sweet, a scrumptious little dessert, a delightful little bite, the hors d'oeuvres if you will, the bon appétit if you will, the pièce de résistance if you will, A tasty little snack, a yummy little morsel, a delectable little treat, a delicious little sweet, a scrumptious little dessert, a delightful little bite, the hors d'oeuvres if you will, the bon appétit if you will, the pièce de résistance if you will, A tasty little snack, a yummy little morsel, a delectable little treat, a delicious little sweet, a scrumptious little dessert, a delightful little bite, the hors d'oeuvres if you will, the bon appétit if you will, the pièce de résistance if you will
Azentha 11 Dec, 2018 @ 3:49pm 
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Vitallion 30 Aug, 2018 @ 6:14am 
Thats literally the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one you've done Wind
Windbusche 29 Aug, 2018 @ 9:15pm 
✔️Comment Before Adding Me.
✔️Be Level 10 Or Higher.
✖️Dont Beg
✖️Dont Spam Invites

Status:

👤⠀Online - You can chat with me.
🎮⠀In-Game  - Wait for me to respond to you.
🔕⠀Busy  -  Do not chat with me.
🕑⠀Away -  I will respond when I come back.
🕑⠀Snooze -  Most likely sleeping.
💤⠀Offline  - This should be obvious.

Age: 17 💃
Language: 🇸🇰/🇭🇺/🇬🇧/🇫🇷/🇪🇸/ 🤞
Gender: Girl ♀️

Likes: 👍

Anime Lover 👊
Kinda Psychopath 💋(Better Dont Mess WIth Me Tho)
Animal Lover 🦅
Positive Attitude 🎭
Music Heart 🎻 🎹
Sportqueen 🎾 🏐 (KappaPride)
*Content* Creator 🎥
I Like It In Both Holes 😊

PS*You Must Call Me Onee-Chan 💣🔫
🈚️ 🈸💛 💚 Japan 💜 🖤🈺 🈷️
💗Nightscore💗

Dislikes: 👎

Negative Attitude 💀
Rage 😡
Flamers 💩
Toxicity 🤢
Dota2 Players 😈
Anime Haters 👹
✞ Dark0wnt ✞ 24 Jun, 2018 @ 1:14pm 
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2high4you 12 Jun, 2018 @ 9:47am 
is ♥♥♥♥ on Mount and Blade 10/10 would win always of him.
✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 11 Jun, 2018 @ 9:58am 
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge..
Mashoot 9 Jun, 2018 @ 3:48pm 
good boi
✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 5 Mar, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
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I tell ya what, you just got visited by the friendly propane man.
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain
Nathan 21 Feb, 2018 @ 9:14am 
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 15 Jan, 2018 @ 9:50am 
yer a fanny
Nathan 15 Jan, 2018 @ 9:50am 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP
Windbusche 1 Jan, 2018 @ 5:46am 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know
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DevTato 4 Nov, 2017 @ 8:50am 
+rep you get more potato
DevTato 4 Nov, 2017 @ 8:49am 
+rep have a potato
Placeholder 3 Nov, 2017 @ 7:55am 
+rep Great developer!
Vitallion 4 Sep, 2017 @ 12:19pm 
D:
Nathan 4 Sep, 2017 @ 9:53am 
-rep is a fat ♥♥♥
✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 3 Aug, 2017 @ 7:21am 
inshallah
Nathan 10 Jul, 2017 @ 5:28am 
lol :trolol:
Jara 8 Jun, 2017 @ 7:22am 
+Rep
⚜Addy⚜ 7 May, 2017 @ 2:04pm 
HELLO . MY NAME IS RASHEED. io GIVE YOU GOOD BUM FUN MANY THANKS
Vitallion 27 Apr, 2017 @ 2:11am 
I COULD JUST STOP BREATHING THAT WOULD WORK
That one guy 26 Apr, 2017 @ 6:44pm 
I HOPE YOUR LUNGS WILL STOP DEFLATING
Shas'O Swoll 16 Mar, 2017 @ 4:14pm 
Qhunt
Nathan 9 Mar, 2017 @ 5:44am 
Same
✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 8 Mar, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
Wow doing 1/23? Not bad! You seem pretty cool and quite good at the game, have you been in a reg b4? well good news! You have been invited to join the well known regiment, the 91st! Please fill out this application and make a small donation that will help our officers.. no i mean regiment. I hope to see you on the battlefield soon.


Ps. Money stolen will not be refunded.
Vitallion 17 May, 2016 @ 1:36pm 
Hot.
Nathan 17 May, 2016 @ 1:23pm 
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Logan 14 May, 2016 @ 1:20pm 
-rep 40k weeaboo
Chippy 1 May, 2016 @ 2:18pm 
-rep hacker
Nathan 16 Nov, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Metal 16 Nov, 2015 @ 4:14pm 
-rep spits doesn't swallow
General Shyguy 15 Nov, 2015 @ 12:49pm 
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✠Rattus🏴‍☠ 6 Sep, 2015 @ 10:22am 
Wow doing 1/23? Not bad! You seem pretty cool and quite good at the game, have you been in a reg b4? well good news! You have been invited to join the well known regiment, the 91st! Please fill out this application and make a small donation that will help our officers.. no i mean regiment. I hope to see you on the battlefield soon.


Ps. Money stolen will not be refunded.
Nathan 28 Aug, 2015 @ 4:17pm 
Euan, your dirty dishes!
Metal 4 Aug, 2015 @ 1:04pm 
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Vitallion 1 Aug, 2015 @ 3:48am 
NIET NIET NOT THE ♥♥♥♥
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