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Wtf is going on with this reality

أحبك أبي❤️❤️

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom;
and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money it values more, it
will lose that, too.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
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I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets
man apart from the animals.
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I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference.
They're still living in the fifties.
-- Strange de Jim
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"How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
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BE ALOOF! (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
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disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
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Pournelle must die!
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HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!!
Details at 11.
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"You're a creature of the night, Michael. Wait'll Mom hears about this."
-- f

Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴅᴀʏ !

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