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19.4 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
In my first game I got so scared of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loot bug that I was breathing heavily and running terrified and became a horror movie character.
Posted 16 December, 2023.
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73.9 hrs on record (72.1 hrs at review time)
Spore is awesome but space stage is awful. Also quick trick, in order to finish Civilization stage really fast, stick to the middle stuff, like in the tribal stage be industrious, so kill the annoying tribes that try to attack you but befriend some of them, in creature stage kill some animals and befriend them. If you do you'll become an economic city, which in the game is OP as hell. So just capture a bunch of the spice deposits and then buy out cities, it's literally the easiest thing ever. Enemies? Buy them out! Religious cults? Buy them out! Other economic cities? Buy them the ♥♥♥♥ out! It's literally the best type of city in the civilization stage.
Posted 8 February, 2022.
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0.0 hrs on record
I really like this dlc, actually even more than royalty. I love the fact that you can just be a bunch of tree hugging hippies and create a religion based on stoners.

Here's a funny story of one of my religions I made:

I started a new colony of people who worship Linus Torvalds, and are techists, and called the relgion Linuxism, and named the moral guide role I use arch btw. Perfectly encapsulates Linux users lmao. I use it myself but I'm not gonna preach to people about how Linux makes me shid and fard and how I like to break windows on a daily basis. The ideology expansion allows you to do all of this, and it's so much fun. One time I made a religion based around Redditors that literally hate the sun. They were actually redditors!!11 Then I forgot to get a researcher at the start, so I messed up the entire start. (Use Edb Prepary Carefully!!11) So yeah the ideology expansion is awesome cause you can make entire religions based around being a redditor or a linux dude.

10/10 Made redditor religion and tree hugging hippie religion.
Posted 30 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
376.3 hrs on record (289.9 hrs at review time)
I saw a review for this game today, that sparked my interest, I already had this game since I pre-ordered it back in around 2015. The reviewer had probably the same childhood experience as me, and it's probably why I love this game a lot. I don't like to talk personally about things a lot of the time but I feel like this game is great and that I can understand that reviewer's struggle. As a kid I couldn't talk until I was 4 years old because I have High Functioning Autism, we also moved a lot when I was little, I remember gaining friends, hanging out with them and then poof, moving to the city over there, it was a lot. I finally moved for the last time when I was 7, to a city in the northeastern united states, way farther away from where I was previously, the south. I had to make new friends, and that was the problem. The friends I met at my new school were a part of a bad crowd, so I started getting in trouble a lot. Another thing that caused the moves was a problem as well. My parents divorced when I was 4, so my mother had to work to support me and my two brothers. I never got to hang out with friends at their houses, I never got to experience having fun sleepovers, it became all the same thing. Play outside maybe, but I even stopped doing that because the kids in my neighborhood were awful as well(Not all of them of course, just the ones I knew.) All I had was video games, so I ended up playing video games all the time. Only recently(8th grade.) Did I actually get real actual good friends, and that's when I started getting into No Man's Sky again. No Man's Sky is an amazing game, with amazing developers. I also learned how to program since I was in 6th grade. I honestly want to work for Sean Murray someday, if I can. His works with him and his team amaze me, and I hope that in the future I can move to Britain, so that I can help them make games in the future. Since games for me helped me through my childhood, I want kids to experience video games just like I did(Not playing it all the time though lol.) Video games for me changed my life for the better, it helped me learn what I wanted to do with my life, I want to make games. I honestly want to make them until I die(Not literally, retirement sounds cool lmao.) No Man's Sky for me has been a wonderful experience, since I've always been interested in science and meeting aliens. For me No Man's Sky helped me fufill my greatest fantasy, which is being in a cool spaceship travelling among the stars. I know not all people will like No Man's Sky, but I'd say give it a chance, it has a great community so if you get stuck people can help you out. The game goes on sale a lot so if you don't want to buy it because you think it's expensive, just wait until a sale, you'll enjoy it if you love space and sciences. Thank you Sean Murray for showing me what great developers can do, and I hope to meet you and your team someday and maybe make games with you? Who knows what the future holds.
Posted 19 August, 2021.
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116.0 hrs on record
I thought the ending was better quality than the first game, but I don't like the new size of the map, it's too small in my opinion. I think the story is great though, with great dialogue. Although this does lessen the loneliness you feel in the first Subnautica, I feel like you can still feel lonely sometimes when Al-An is not talking to you. I don't have all of the achievements even though I finished the game because I was stuck in a sheet of ice and I had to get myself out so I used a fly command for a second and turned it back off. This is a big flaw in the game in my opinion. I should've gotten all of the achievements but because I had to get myself out of a damn glitched snow area where I was stuck, now I had none of the endgame achievements. If you are stuck inside of a ice thing, I'd recommend if you want achievements to just exit out of the game into the main menu and reload. I know it's painful to lose a bunch of progress if you didn't save but if you're an achievement kind of guy it's better than getting none even though you just wanted to get out of a glitched area.
Posted 29 May, 2021.
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130.2 hrs on record (86.7 hrs at review time)
Stardew Valley is probably one of the greatest games I've ever played, the characters are all unique in their own ways, some even have sad stories. Like Linus, when you first meet him he is scared he will be judged for being homeless, but as you get to know him he becomes a nice guy, organizing quests later on to pick up trash in the lakes or rivers or oceans. There is a cut scene with him where he is digging through the trash to find food because he's starving. It's one of the saddest moments I've seen from the characters. Poor Linus man. You can also marry characters as well, I married Emily cause I liked how she trusts you from the beginning, although that can be a flaw in real life, I think trusting strangers sometimes can be a good thing.
Posted 29 May, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
Lemon Party was Buffed 10/10
Posted 13 April, 2021.
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142.9 hrs on record (134.2 hrs at review time)
Fun as hell until you get murdered by upside down people because when you go to sleep irl they wake up like a vampire or something, no wonder why Australians live with giant spiders everywhere so casually.
Posted 30 October, 2020. Last edited 17 June, 2022.
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77.2 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
-Play a run
-Get to duke of flies
-Die Immediately
-Say, "I hate this game" and say you'll never play it again
-Get back on a day later
Posted 30 October, 2020.
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276.7 hrs on record (88.2 hrs at review time)
OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA MINE BLOCK POOP ON FLYING EYEBALL!
Posted 30 October, 2020.
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