literally a lie

To Future Employer: Friday, January 26th, 2024, this individual participated in a 8 hour Smite session from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM, with a high likelihood of eating, defecating, and scrolling Instagram memes (on both of his accounts) in between.

no shot im not getting cancelled in the future

when the company forgets to background check your steam or IG and doesn't find out that youre a sigma furry of the lgbtq variety

+rep whoever company hiring this man just know he is the most racist homophobic gay and furry man i know.

+rep greifs me in golf <3