Recent reviews by iKazuo

Walks into cinema, sees "How to put on a condom" sees a ♥♥♥♥. Leaves cinema.

This is my first ever steam review

- I find myself on a ship next to 3 physco murders staring at me telling me to fix their ♥♥♥♥. I forget what happened in the rest of the game because I was so puzzled of my teamate screaming about his penis being numb.

-I then end up in lobby where 3 American alpha males talking about their masturbation stratergies, they ask me to join. We then end up starting the game and this time i understand.

-A small man wearing a top hat is sat next to me and he tells me to sit on the turret, I then spray down the hell out of the ship to the right and the whole team screams "♥♥♥♥ YEAH!".

-To this day I still don't know what i'm doing on this game and I still haven't found my parents
Please call: 0121 6969 7566 now to help the cause of me finding my parents.