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7.6 Std. insgesamt (7.1 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Early-Access-Rezension
Walks into cinema, sees "How to put on a condom" sees a ♥♥♥♥. Leaves cinema.
Verfasst am 5. Dezember 2016.
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8.6 Std. insgesamt (7.3 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
This is my first ever steam review

- I find myself on a ship next to 3 physco murders staring at me telling me to fix their ♥♥♥♥. I forget what happened in the rest of the game because I was so puzzled of my teamate screaming about his penis being numb.

-I then end up in lobby where 3 American alpha males talking about their masturbation stratergies, they ask me to join. We then end up starting the game and this time i understand.

-A small man wearing a top hat is sat next to me and he tells me to sit on the turret, I then spray down the hell out of the ship to the right and the whole team screams "♥♥♥♥ YEAH!".

-To this day I still don't know what i'm doing on this game and I still haven't found my parents
Please call: 0121 6969 7566 now to help the cause of me finding my parents.
Verfasst am 1. Mai 2016.
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