I want you.

Xenoleo, enough. You have been nonstop spamming me about Shower With Your Dad Simulator for the past 3 months now. I've blocked you on discord, twitter, instagram, and here too, yet you keep on making alts to harass me about SWYDS. You even tried to bypass my block on facebook by contacting my mom for gods sake. Enough is Enough. I will not entertain this fantasy any longer. The authorities have been called. Goodbye.

Salutations! I noticed you have 1+ hours on Shower With Your Dad Simulator. I was not aware that you were a fellow man of culture! Huzzah!

gifted me therapist girlcock +rep

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and want to become goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am global elite 2. Pls no copy pasterino my story."

When I was a boy I would lay naked outside and cover myself in sugar letting all the ants crawl over me. There was nothing I loved more than being in the grass feeling their legs on my skin wishing I could one day be small enough to join their colony. Every now and then I would feel adventurous and lay with the larger ants, the ones that could bite. The following days my body would ache but I knew they were just being friendly and it was all love. Although it has been a few years since I last visited those ants I still yearn for their touch and have found other ways to deal with my urges. In another life I will be reunited with them and we shall live together and I will be truly happy.