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Here's the low down.

1 - It's not that big. This is Costco we're talking about, and for Costco - this is not a particularly large cookie. Don't get me wrong, it's not small, and it is thick, extremely dense and loaded with chocolate - but it's not as big as I expected.

2 - The consistency is perfect. Crunchy on the edges - a light crisp on the outside and warm and gooey on the inside. Doesn't get any better consistency wise.

3 - I never would have imagined myself saying this - but it has too much butter and chocolate. It's way too rich, and I'm the kind of person that can eat a gluttonous amount of unhealthy food and feel fine, but eating 80% of this cookie made me feel like a fat slob. I had a double bacon cheeseburger a fried chicken sandwich, a large fries and a large order of onion rings for dinner last night - and this one cookie even on an empty stomach was too much for me.

4 - It's not worth the 750 calories. I think a Mrs. Fields cookie is far better balanced and much tastier and you'll get more mileage per calorie there.

5 - It's not worth the $2.50. This is the price of almost two 1/4lb hot dogs and two sodas and is the price of 1/2 of a rotisserie chicken.

6 - I will never order/eat this cookie again. It is worth trying, and I think for $1 it would be a great item - as I could see a couple or a family ordering pizza/hotdogs and splitting one of these - but for more $ than a hotdog and soda, or a slice of pizza - and it being unreasonably rich and calorie/fat dense, I can't see it being a big hit.

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