My name is Randy, and i'll be your guide on this whimsical journey through my profile!

A little about me: I have over 100k karma and 80 golds on Reddit, so I know what I'm talking about. I like games (obvious, duh ), especially Role-Playing games like Skyrim! I also like drinking coffee, playing with my cats, and MEMES!!! IMMA FIREIN MUH LAZOR!!!

I have an IQ of 178, so you gotta be able to keep up with me. I don't just hang around with anyone, after all! You'll frequently find me in the library chilling with my friends, reading Stephen King, or playing a good game of Dungeons and Dragons! I play a warlock called Grembor the Nightwarden!

Finally, i'll finish off with a little story of my childhood: I remember, in 6th grade, we had to write a paper on the Titanic. My friend copied and pasted the wikipedia entry without any proper alterations or citations, and when i appropriately notified the teacher, he freaked out and threw his iPad into the garbage can! What a hooligan!

Finally, a short little humorous short statement on my feelings towards women:

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE

p.s. any gamer girls feel free to add me i dont care but feel free i promise im not weird its just cool to see girls play games its pretty rare nowadays.