安裝 Steam
登入
|
語言
簡體中文
日本語（日文）
한국어（韓文）
ไทย（泰文）
Български（保加利亞文）
Čeština（捷克文）
Dansk（丹麥文）
Deutsch（德文）
English（英文）
Español - España（西班牙文 - 西班牙）
Español - Latinoamérica（西班牙文 - 拉丁美洲）
Ελληνικά（希臘文）
Français（法文）
Italiano（義大利文）
Bahasa Indonesia（印尼語）
Magyar（匈牙利文）
Nederlands（荷蘭文）
Norsk（挪威文）
Polski（波蘭文）
Português（葡萄牙文 - 葡萄牙）
Português - Brasil（葡萄牙文 - 巴西）
Română（羅馬尼亞文）
Русский（俄文）
Suomi（芬蘭文）
Svenska（瑞典文）
Türkçe（土耳其文）
tiếng Việt（越南文）
Українська（烏克蘭文）
回報翻譯問題
2 
Well, this year wasn't as exciting as last year. The only thing that really happened was us buying a SouljaFuse and SouljaBoy in San Francisco. Jesus Christ. Upon launching this damn piece of fake Chinese hardware we felt dizzier than that one time we got high on manga ink.
Suddenly we found ourselves surrounded by female reggies and we had to go on a quest to defeat the fake reggie with the sunglasses that was in that one weird nintendo video to get back to the normal world. Don't wanna do that again.
Also, none of the things I wished for became true. You didn't even watch GTO.
- better watch that ♥♥♥♥ by next year
A
Year
First, you introduced me to your bombshell babe asian gf whose hobbies include freezing people and worshipping satan. Then that night in Vegas where you built a time machine to bet your knives on csgolotto (RIP) and came back with a 3000 pound debt... but it was all good cause you had a time machine. Remember when you used it to tell the Theo in 2014 to buy Bitcoins but he was too busy collecting Bitchcoins (M***) and he ended up not buying any?
I geniunely hope good thinks happen to you from now on (getting out of silver, getting a 3d waifu, your taste in women becoming more refined)
Also you gotta watch GTO
- Love, your mom