Force fed me silicon wafers while screaming "it's not a bug it's a feature" Great trader +rep

Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? One year passed and nobody else commented on your profile?

Well, this year wasn't as exciting as last year. The only thing that really happened was us buying a SouljaFuse and SouljaBoy in San Francisco. Jesus Christ. Upon launching this damn piece of fake Chinese hardware we felt dizzier than that one time we got high on manga ink.
Suddenly we found ourselves surrounded by female reggies and we had to go on a quest to defeat the fake reggie with the sunglasses that was in that one weird nintendo video to get back to the normal world. Don't wanna do that again.
Also, none of the things I wished for became true. You didn't even watch GTO.

- better watch that ♥♥♥♥ by next year

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What
A
Year

First, you introduced me to your bombshell babe asian gf whose hobbies include freezing people and worshipping satan. Then that night in Vegas where you built a time machine to bet your knives on csgolotto (RIP) and came back with a 3000 pound debt... but it was all good cause you had a time machine. Remember when you used it to tell the Theo in 2014 to buy Bitcoins but he was too busy collecting Bitchcoins (M***) and he ended up not buying any?
I geniunely hope good thinks happen to you from now on (getting out of silver, getting a 3d waifu, your taste in women becoming more refined)
Also you gotta watch GTO

- Love, your mom

WEEBS UNITE (\(^.^)/)

WEEBS UNITE (\(^.^)/)