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Jon. 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16pm 
hi sir my good friend austin was telling me about how nice your ♥♥♥♥ is :masterVan:
notld 1 Jun, 2022 @ 9:37pm 
signed by notld gaming official real
Portal 17 Apr, 2022 @ 4:53pm 
anongus hapy meal 3am!
notld 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm 
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Portal 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm 
Thanks I love you
cabatchi ء 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52pm 
im so troilling
and your mad baby

Warm Regards,
cabatchi
the real yoda 22 Aug, 2021 @ 9:01pm 
i am
Portal 13 Aug, 2021 @ 12:52am 
Is anyone subscribed to this thread...
Fearless Foxtrot 25 Jun, 2018 @ 3:27pm 
Good evening, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you have surgery;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.
Portal 10 Jun, 2018 @ 10:33pm 
i am still alive
the real yoda 18 Mar, 2017 @ 3:39pm 
La Homosexualidad, según Ricky Martin, es una condición digna. Dale tu apoyo, envía este mensaje a cualquier maricón que conozcas. Yo ya cumplí. Suerte amigo, sigue tu lucha.
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MYMY 31 Oct, 2016 @ 8:41pm 
Trick or treat here is sum candy http://steamproxy.com/steamstore/app/379980/
the real yoda 30 Aug, 2016 @ 7:57pm 
Three simple things you should do in your life
1.Get a gun {any gun will do}
2.Aim it at your head
3.Pull the the trigger
Copy and paste this so others will do it to
Fearless Foxtrot 21 Jul, 2016 @ 12:27pm 
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Portal 22 Jul, 2015 @ 4:16pm 
I OPENED A CRATE AND GOT A FRICKIN UNUSUAL WEAPON
RPG 19 Feb, 2014 @ 7:59pm 
:P
Portal 19 Feb, 2014 @ 7:46pm 
New profile pic!:p2chell:
RPG 19 Feb, 2014 @ 7:36pm 
ok......
Fearless Foxtrot 8 Jan, 2014 @ 5:54pm 
#first comment to Portal king in 2014 YEAH!
schitters r. clogged 26 Aug, 2013 @ 7:41pm 
you should change ur pic to the turret king :3
Portal 17 Jul, 2013 @ 3:00pm 
yes
Scrotum Joe 17 Jul, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
you are the king of turrets
Portal 17 Jul, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
Yes
Scrotum Joe 16 Jul, 2013 @ 6:31pm 
your last name is king? :O
Fearless Foxtrot 23 May, 2013 @ 5:44pm 
Hi!!!!!
Portal 19 May, 2013 @ 3:07pm 
Cool juco!
Juco52 11 May, 2013 @ 9:58am 
hey i added u off ifunny
maxlaughlin 1 Apr, 2013 @ 6:07pm 
Amazing!
Portal 31 Mar, 2013 @ 7:35am 
I made a poem:

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
Roses are red, violets don't poo, I am in bed, GO PIKA CHU!
Portal 22 Mar, 2013 @ 7:23pm 
:D
Fearless Foxtrot 8 Mar, 2013 @ 3:58pm 
D=
maxlaughlin 15 Feb, 2013 @ 9:43pm 
I know portalKing101 in real life!!
GynxCrazy 5 Feb, 2013 @ 5:09pm 
I know him :3
schitters r. clogged 23 Jan, 2013 @ 5:59pm 
I NEED MY BUCKET
Portal 10 Jan, 2013 @ 6:52pm 
Tf2
Portal 30 Dec, 2012 @ 2:05pm 
hi
Joshawott 25 Dec, 2012 @ 10:34am 
hi
Portal 4 Jul, 2012 @ 9:40pm 
SuP
maxlaughlin 2 Jun, 2012 @ 8:32am 
HEY HEY HEY HEY!
Portal 29 May, 2012 @ 4:06pm 
I am EPIC! But Not As Epic As Portal 1 and portal 2