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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.4 hrs on record
Posted: 13 Apr, 2018 @ 9:19pm
Updated: 15 Jun, 2018 @ 11:46am

Early Access Review
I would like to state that this game could be amazing with a lot more work. But.....
I'll just give an overview of my gameplay.

Character Creation:
Very cool mechanic. I like that I can customize my character and choose specific classes.
Not really any work needed here.

Day 1:
I spawned injured in an escape pod. Damaged suit, and dying.
Game tells me to fix and heal.
I break out of the Escape Pod.
Random Alien attack and I nearly die as I try to figure out how the heck to fight.
Try and find a grassy area so I can build and find Mr Pineapple.
I finnaly find Mr Pineapple and try to build a base together.
We cannot build in the same space nor use each others tools.
Nightfall, can barely see anything.
Another Monster attack. Aliens lag all over the place and I run out of ammo just as I kill the last one.

Day 2:
Try and find Osiris 1 base. Giant worm pops out of the ground and goes back in. Doesnt seem to care Im there.
Try to avoid crab monsters.
Game kicks me out of server.
I rejoin server.
Get to base and loot it.
Mr Pineapple atracts a Crab Monster and it chases him around the base as he screams unitelligable obsceneties.
I continue to loot the base.
Crab monster decides to chase me so we hide in a random building.
Nightfall. Again. The monster appeared to be gone, so we decided to scout around outside.
Wierd blue holorgam space dudes aproach us, lagging all over the place.
Suddenly their masks dissapear and show ugly skulls.
We run around the base screaming as the ghost thingies try to kill us.
Crab Monster notices us running around and joins the chase.
We decide the base is no longer safe and head for the next objective.
The ghosts and monster continue to chase us. We continue to scream.
The server kicks us both out, and we decide to be done with this buggy game till they fix it.

Could be amazing, but until they fix the bugs, I will not play it. 6/10 still better than Lethal League.

Update:
Instead of fixing bugs, Devs put all our money we gave them into a stupid interactive video! Seriously!? I wish I bought this game on Steam so I could've got a refund. 2/10 only play if your willing to deal with the bugs that will probably never get fixed.
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19 Comments
Painguinator 23 Apr, 2018 @ 10:49am 
No, till they fix the bugs that make the game unplayable. Not bugs period. Every Early Access game has bugs and I know that. But this game is unplayable in this current state. Therefore I cannot recomend it.
funtik666 23 Apr, 2018 @ 10:46am 
"...say you will not play until they fix the bugs. Imagine if everyone that played the game said that, who would be left to help complete the game?..." true
nope gate 22 Apr, 2018 @ 8:09am 
ur just trash get bettr
Painguinator 19 Apr, 2018 @ 10:54am 
Oh and ADDmechanic, That first part of that comment wasn't for you. Sorry if I seemed upset with you, it was actually for Dawg. :)
Painguinator 19 Apr, 2018 @ 10:52am 
Thanx ADDmechanic. I tottaly agree.

And carl, the game kicked me out twice, and had so many bugs it ruined the fun for me. I think I deserve a review as much as anyone else.
carl 17 Apr, 2018 @ 4:34pm 
1.4 hour hours ...you shouldnt even get a review.
ADDmechanic 17 Apr, 2018 @ 2:18pm 
It's okay. I appreciate an honest review. I'm not saying you are wrong, just that updates have fixed a lot. The dev is working optimization right now so the content will take some time.
I think the dev is going in the right direction as the bugs hurt the fun factor a lot and the content is qued up nicely. I would suggect that the current skill tree and balance be tweaked before the new content but after the bug fixes. Especially the bug where you can't unlock skills arter a point because the tree resets with each new login but the points aren't in the pool either.
I think honest criticism is important to allow the dev to get an odea of what to work on or rearrange.
Painguinator 17 Apr, 2018 @ 11:49am 
And Dawg, pretty sure youre the uneduacated one. Ive bought other EA games before. For example, I bought 7 Days to Die when it was first released. There were bugs, but the bugs did not stop the playability of the game. This game has problems that make it impossible to play. So why would I recommend it to others? If you release a game in Early Access, it is buggy, and I understand that, but the game must be playable. Did I once say this game is trash in my review? No. I stated the problems I had, and said it had potential. What more could a dev want in a review? You cannot be expected to reccomend a broken game, and no one can blacklist you for doing so. So if anyone is a stupid idiot, it's you. But I don't like calling people that, so lets just agree to disagree and end this argument. :)
Painguinator 17 Apr, 2018 @ 11:49am 
So, Im expected to buy a game that is unplayable and recommend it to others? Also why do you find it prudent to use foul language with a kid? This game has potential, and I have the right to not recommend it till it's playable. And thanx for the info ADDmechanic.
susume6 16 Apr, 2018 @ 7:45pm 
this review is pure gold