Hello again, Nutty Pig. You may not remember me but we met a few years ago on the isles of Samoa. We spent that weekend dancing, drinking and talking. I opened up to you like I've never opened up to anyone before. I told you how nervous I was to start middle school and you told me that you'd never felt the tender embrace of a Swedish weenie.

Since then, I've found that we are actually related. You are in fact my last living relative. Last night I was diagnosed with a rare case of sawcon. While I lay here in deep pain, I want you to inherit my robux fortune. With my last few words, I ask for you to send me your social security number and the three little digits on the back of your credit card. I'll be able to instruct you from there.

you are my best friend

You are the best!

Come online!