ya mama

why are you like this

They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

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I am an attack helicopter-kin. I've tried normal relationships, but it just doesn't work out. I find myself fantasizing about soaring through the sky and dropping my considerable payload onto the unjust. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care - they are ableist and vehiclist while I'm beautiful and deadly. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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