Dylan
Dylan   Jacksonville, Florida, United States
 
 
What's there to say? :hintlord:
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AlphaKnot 17 Feb @ 5:58pm 
ya mama
zurak0 20 May, 2021 @ 9:36am 
why are you like this
Spaghetti Shogun 28 Oct, 2020 @ 11:43pm 
They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.
Volkssnake 23 Aug, 2017 @ 3:16pm 
rUn
RavenbtwOLD 10 Feb, 2017 @ 8:15pm 
I am an attack helicopter-kin. I've tried normal relationships, but it just doesn't work out. I find myself fantasizing about soaring through the sky and dropping my considerable payload onto the unjust. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care - they are ableist and vehiclist while I'm beautiful and deadly. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Slurks 22 Jan, 2017 @ 11:10am 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Dragon Dildo (15') $89.99
- 1x XXX Boys 9 $15.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (XXXS) $24.45
- 1x Cummies Lubricant 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


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