Did i ever tell you about the time i invented snowboarding ? Yeah, I was there. It was called the 80`s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the white house,and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was Slumming in a hole of a wall town which is now called Utah. Whoever said Money couldn`t buy you love aint ever been to Reno. I was @ the buffet line and i saw that waitresss lookin so i flashed her a couple dimes. We went back to her hotel room... Well, it was a car.