Hey there! Dr. Kleiner here. I'm just a science guy who likes video games and my pet headcrab Lamarr. She's debeaked, don't worry! Mostly harmless. Mostly.
Games I Really Like:
Garry's Mod - Oh my goodness, this is wonderful! You can build stuff, break stuff, and Lamarr keeps trying to jump at the screen when I spawn headcrabs. It's like Black Mesa but nobody yells at me for breaking things!
Plants vs. Zombies - Very relaxing! The plants remind me of my old lab experiments, except these ones actually work right. Lamarr likes watching the zombies. I think she misses her cousins.
Team Fortress 2 - The Medic fellow is quite something! Though between you and me, I'm not sure his methods are entirely... ethical? But it's fun! Lamarr sits on my head while I play. She's my good luck charm! 🦀
Kleiner's House Rules:
✅ Be nice to people - Like I always tell Lamarr, no biting!
✅ Let folks enjoy their games - Not everyone likes the same research!
✅ Have a good time - Life's too short, especially if you've survived a resonance cascade!
❌ Don't be mean - Lamarr will judge you (she's watching)
❌ Don't trash other people's games - Just... just play something else! Simple!
Kleiner's Wise Words:
"Why waste time being grumpy when you could be playing games with a headcrab on your lap? Stay positive, friends! Lamarr and I believe in you!"
P.S. - If anyone sees Lamarr in the vents, please return her to the lab. She does that sometimes.