Boxes were a mistake

people who say thanks after every kill [i.imgur.com]


IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tech genius
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: Windows wasn't installing correctly
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: but then
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: my laptop fell off the chair it was resting on
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: now it works
STICK AROUND HGYUEHEHEHEH: dude
STICK AROUND HGYUEHEHEHEH: you should sell that
STICK AROUND HGYUEHEHEHEH: patent that technique, hurry
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: it fell onto the side that had the flash drive sitcking out
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: so it's a bit bent now


Banging Jimmy: you said u wanted to play
Banging Jimmy: invite me dude
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: okay okay
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: tic tac toe
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I go first
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: x
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: your turn
Banging Jimmy: o top left
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: another x
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: go
Banging Jimmy: o middle
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: one more x
Banging Jimmy: o bottom right
Banging Jimmy: i win
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: wait wait
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: we were playing on different boards
Banging Jimmy: oh


IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I hate the word medley
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: it's so
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: british
IM | AllSmite <DT>: yes
IM | AllSmite <DT>: like
IM | AllSmite <DT>: australia
IM | AllSmite <DT>: just say jail you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hipsters


jeff: That's great
jeff: Good idea
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: thank you friend
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I cherish your opinion
jeff: You don't need me
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: is that your new motto
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: i like it
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: it suits you
jeff: Highlights my minimal-impact playstyle


IM | TesTiculon <DT>: you can't hide from me
Rooney Wheeze: I am not home yet
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: are any of us
IM | TesTiculon <DT> has changed their name to no one is home.


IM | AllSmite <DT>: you
IM | AllSmite <DT>: are an skrub
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: you say that but look at this: oolooloo oooooooloolooloo
IM | AllSmite <DT>: australia


snow man: hi jeff
IM | TesTiclaus <Ho Ho Ho>: who is this
IM | TesTiclaus <Ho Ho Ho>: how did you get this number
snow man: johhny john
snow man: i got it from a friend
IM | TesTiclaus <Ho Ho Ho>: your friend hates you
IM | TesTiclaus <Ho Ho Ho>: this is a cursed number
IM | TesTiclaus <Ho Ho Ho>: you'll be dead soon
snow man: *dabs*
IM | TesTiclaus <Ho Ho Ho>: sooner, now


(((IM | AllSmite <DT>))): No!
(((IM | AllSmite <DT>))): YOU'RE A BLACK
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: hey I'm back
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I just told THE POLICE what you said
(((IM | AllSmite <DT>))) is now Away.


IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I don't think I could ever be friends with anyone named Geoff
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: because I'd always have to pronounce their name jee-off
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: and they wouldn't want to be my friend


IM | Colonel Sanders <DT> is now Online.
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: hey what if you replace the c in coop with a p
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: lol
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: poop
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: lol
IM | Colonel Sanders <DT> is now Offline.


IM | TesTiculon <DT>: okay
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I will not nap
IM | AllSmite <DT>: You will nap
IM | AllSmite <DT>: SLEEP
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: your warlock curse has no power here
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: I use Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: flee, vile demon
IM | TesTiculon <DT>: the battle is lost


prehensile lung: I was checking around earlier
prehensile lung: I don't think there are any miniature desk Ranni's available online yet
Here we go again: don't talk to cursed artifacts
Here we go again: don't purchase them either
prehensile lung: Ranni desk ornaments are the next step in human evolution