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Katowice, Poland 
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ㅤ* A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the prison guard. "Yes", replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
ㅤ* "How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?" asked the patient. "50 pounds", replied the dentist. "50 pounds for a few moments' work?!" asked the patient. "The dentist smiled, and replied, "Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly..."
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!