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Katowice, Poland 
🌽 * 📕 * 👽 * 🌏 * 📒 * 🐠 * 🎄 * 🕺 * 🐊 * 💎 * 💃 * 🚕 * 💚 * 💙 * 🥞 * 👹
ㅤ* A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the prison guard. "Yes", replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
ㅤ* "How much will it cost to have the tooth extracted?" asked the patient. "50 pounds", replied the dentist. "50 pounds for a few moments' work?!" asked the patient. "The dentist smiled, and replied, "Well, if you want better value for money, I can extract it very, very slowly..."
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
⛳ * 👃 * 🍆 * 💄 * 👾 * 🌂 * 🥞 * 💚 * 🐳 * 🐠 * 👳 * 📗 * 🌋 * 👑 * 👔 * 🌳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!