Why can't we just have Waluigi, why, WHY? They will not give us Waluigi even though we've been asking for it, we want him! It would be the meme event of the decade! They obviously hear us, why won't they respond to our PREFERENCES? Waluigi is the breakout character of the Mario franchise. He is mischievous. He is lanky. He is romantic. He's a funny man! We wanna see him in SMASH, we wanna see him, side-B, down-aerial, use his tennis racket final smash for the Waluigi finish! They go 'Oh, it's unrealistic'. IT'S NOT. Back when Obama started, they gave us Wario, he used to be the joke character! There were standards of MOVING FORWARD. It's not even that, Waluigi should get his own game! What happened to the free market? The corporations are accountable to the consumers, you know? If, if they had Waluigi in the game people would line down the block! They try to 'Oh, Piranha Plant in the game, Nintendo's always a game-changer', NO! No precedent for that, there's a whole roster of characters who deserve it more and Waluigi's at the TOP. We were promised this! If we can't even get Waluigi, what is there? It's like we don't matter at all to them! Like, I'm starting to get the whole Waluigi-to-socialism pipeline... thing. If we can't EVEN get this? The economy sucks, even when the stock market does well, we earn less for more work decade after decade and wealth concentration is worse than it was in the Gilded Age & with our SCRAPS we have left, we can't even buy a WALUIGI GAME? What if-- what if it's all BS? What is our leaders value us at nothing? We get NOTHING just more tax breaks for the top, more military spending. What if global US military presence doesn't even keep us safe? What, like-- what if it's just-- what if all of it is just wrong? What if there's no reason to just always respect law enforcement just because? We were promised this- we were promised this, and we get nothing! We were promised opportunity to work hard and succeed and democracy, and all the popular programs, neither party offers them. And, we win the popular vote IT DOESN'T MATTER. We're just supposed to settle for the Democrats but all they do is lose SCOTUS seats and make deals, what if it's okay to make our elected leaders uncomfortable and protest? Like at this point? Who cares? They're not giving us Waluigi anyway.The other guys are just calling them 'Muslim Kenyans' and they still, the liberals just slink behind them Joe Donnelly eats ♥♥♥♥ in the midterms and now Pelosi's gonna 'reach across the aisle' and institute pay-go. We JUST want Wa- like, we JUST want Waluigi. And, like we're accepting the whole planet being destroyed like we can't even enjoy the next 20 years of a habitable biosphere having fun, like, slapping Kirby with Waluigi's powerful arms? THEN WHAT IS THERE?

SCREW IT THEN!

NO JUSTICE FOR WALUIGI, NO PEACE!