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Ken 21 Sep @ 6:24am 
who da ♥♥♥ is dat guy
Ivy Doomsday 14 May @ 3:06pm 
negative comment so you look cool
christopherbruh 30 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm 
And just when we thought you couldn't get any more unpredictable, you defy expectations with your ability to shatter into crumbs that can rival the Sahara desert in their dryness. Forget using you as a simple bread base – you're practically an exfoliating scrub for the digestive system.

So, here's to you, burnt toast, for always pushing the boundaries of what breakfast can be. Your tenacity in turning a simple slice of bread into a culinary adventure is truly a spectacle to behold. Just remember, moderation might be the key next time – unless you're aiming for that perfect blend of carbon and crunch that only you can provide.
christopherbruh 30 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm 
Oh, burnt toast, you're like the overconfident superstar of the breakfast table, flaunting your charred exterior like it's the latest fashion trend. You've taken the simple act of toasting bread and turned it into a dramatic performance, leaving us all wondering if we accidentally stumbled into a culinary disaster movie. Your commitment to transforming golden brown into a shade that even charcoal would envy is truly admirable.

But let's not forget your unique talent for filling the air with the nostalgic scent of a campfire, reminding us of those camping trips where marshmallows met their fiery fate. And who needs a smoke machine at a rock concert when we have you, burnt toast, producing an impressive haze that's sure to set off every smoke alarm within a five-mile radius?
CrispyClean 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42pm 
Burnt toast lookin ass
SilverChaosWolf 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:01pm 
bro you're actually backwards, how can you sleep with only one pillow?