Once there was a broken window plane named Rubber Mallet. He was picked on by the other window panes as a kid, and vowed to one day leave his mark on humanity for breaking him and condemning him to a life of sorrow.

Rick John Rick was born 27 years after Rubber mallet was broken. As a young boy he vowed to fulfill someones dreams someday. At the age of 23, Rick John Rick was looking for a warehouse to help launch his kickstarter campaign to add rifling to peoples anuses. When looking around a small abandoned warehouse in Detroit, he slipped and cut his hand on a broken window pane.

He unknowingly fulfilled his life goal that day, and the dream of Rubber Mallet.