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What did you just say to me you wittwe ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m tewwing you, I was the fiwst pewson to use the intewnet. If you don’t bewieve me, go see fow youwsewf. My name is [censowed] and I was the fiwst pewson to make a YouTube video. It got onwy 6 views. 6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ views. I desewve mowe than that. Wook at aww of these pathetic cwickbait videos getting ovew miwwions of views. And aww they tawk about is fowtnite this and fowtnite that. Weww, my video is unique. It is a video of my dog Bono, who sadwy died. Now you don’t think that THIS desewves those miwwions of views, you pathetic wittwe imbeciwe? Fine then, go back to jewking off whiwe watching videos of 12 yeaw owd giwws dancing infwont of the camewa.

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play dota sometime its a really cool, fun game with a lot of crazy moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

<3 you too

+rep Cool guy xD