Slimothy James
Ryan
 
 
:friendly::hatty:
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Rig Info
PC Specs
Case: Fractal Design Meshify C (White - 5x Fans)
Motherboard: ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F WIFI II
GPU: ASUS GeForce 3080 ROG Strix 12GB
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X
Cooler: Noctua NH-D15S (Black)
RAM: Corsair VENGEANCE RGB DDR4 (2x16GB - White)
PSU: Corsair RM850e (Black)
Primary Storage (Boot): Samsung 980 Pro 1TB M.2 NVME (PCI-e 4.0)
Secondary Storage: Samsung 970 EVO+ 1TB M.2 NVME (PCI-e 3.0)
Tertiary Storage: Samsung 870 QVO 1TB SSD SATA

Peripherals
Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB Pro
Mouse: Corsair M65 RGB Ultra
Primary Display: Gigabyte M27Q V2 27" (1440p 170Hz)
Secondary Display: Asus VG248QE 24" (1080p 144Hz)



Review Showcase
232 Hours played
> Be me.
> Booting up Halo Infinite so I can find something to complain about on the halo subreddit.
> Wife is in the other room with her date so I turn up the volume because the slapping and squelching noises irritate me.
>*MICROSOFT SPLASH SCREEN DESTROYS MY EARDRUMS*
> Screech and throw my controller, breaking it.
> Write r/halo post about how 343 broke my controller while I sit through the 20 minute loading screen.
> Main menu.
> Write r/halo post about how 343 wasted 20 minutes of my precious existence with their loading screen.
> Queue for game and go to edit my spartan.
> Zero customisation options without the battlepass and you can't edit your spartan while matchmaking anyway.
> Buy battlepass.
> Write r/halo post about how Halo 3 didn't have this problem while waiting in queue (expected wait: 37 seconds).
> A short 43 minutes later I'm in a match. Oddball on 140 Ping.
> Type in chat to ask which country's region servers I'm connected to because I shouldn't have "*** ****".
> Ping is censored by 343 and all-chat is removed so only 3 people see my message.
> American with open mic calls me a slur so I go to report him, leave, and re-queue.
> Pause menu UI doesn't work. I am stuck in the lobby.
> Make the most of the situation and pop off. Really enjoy myself despite everything.
> Disconnected without any kind of error message with 4 seconds left in the match. No XP rewarded because I 'left'.
> Write a post on r/halo how I lost 50xp of progress towards my weekly ultimate reward (it's a visor tint).
> Go to requeue.
> Temp-banned for the next 343 years.
> Pissed as hell. My vasectomy means I'll never have descendants to finish the battle pass for me.
> Go to ask wife for her email so I can make another account and play on that instead.
> Shocked at what I see.
> Vomit in my mouth.
> Run back to PC.
> Write r/halo post about how 343 literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife.
> Post gets deleted by mods.
Recent Activity
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last played on 15 Mar
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Comments
coffyepot 18 Jun, 2024 @ 1:07pm 
/フフ        ム`ヽ
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PhoenixPyre 5 Apr, 2024 @ 4:15pm 
A sassy upstanding soul
O2 Enthusiast 21 Jul, 2019 @ 2:04pm 
anger but fren <3
fwog 19 Jan, 2017 @ 5:13pm 
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fwog 29 Jul, 2015 @ 9:34am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are q:^)