Sĸyβlαze™
João 'Sĸyβlαze™' Salvador   Tomar, Santarem, Portugal
 
 
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Norah 5 Oct, 2020 @ 2:11pm 
It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of
indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
of infanticide.
-- Edmond About

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Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
visiting, they always take three.
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Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
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genlock, n.:
Why he stays in the bottle.

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AMAZING BUT TRUE ...
There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it
would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

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The Second Law of Thermodynamics:
If you think things are in a mess now, just wait!
-- Jim Warner
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TOBIRAMA 25 Feb, 2018 @ 12:08pm 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 Key! {LINK REMOVED}
✪ rayden 16 Oct, 2016 @ 10:20am 
Ok
Sĸyβlαze™ 16 Oct, 2016 @ 10:20am 
adiciona me rayden na outra conta