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Posted: 2 Jan, 2018 @ 3:45pm

Early Access Review
>Joined Game
>Falling 6k meters down to the planet.
>"How do I survive this fall?" I ask.
>Look down and I see a base with a beacon that has the person's name.
>"Hey *person*, how do I survive?
>He responds with "Go land over the lake next by me."
>I thank him, as I try to slow down while aiming towards the lake, but the speed doesn't change.
>1000 meters down, and I can now see his base more clearly, and I see his front garage door open up.
>"Hey! I'm coming in for a landing!"
>250 meters, and I see him jumping up and down.
>100 meters, and I say "Ok, here I come!"
>Land on a frozen lake and die of fall damage.
>Leave server cause I can not stop laughing.

>10/10 - needs ACTUAL water.
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