Recent reviews by Meles Meles

100% realistic basement-of-a-rave simulator.

The most fun you'll have killing your friends since GoldenEye.

It's the game about Dave. Dave is a diver. He likes sush. He pours tea. Sometimes he communes with merpeople and murders eco terrorists.

Not the smoothest port of a mobile game ever, I recommend playing it in a smaller window, but it's as hideously cute and furiously addictive as the rest of these damn things.

It's still very early days for this game. Right now you get one map, six survivors and a handful of enemies, so you will manage to see it all within just a few hours.

As a dopamine delivery device it definitely works, it feels pretty great tearing into hordes of zombies with helicopters and miniguns, so hopefully the game will start to become a lot deeper and more diverse as updates begin to arrive.

It's like if Thief Simulator, Deus Ex and Uplink had a baby, and that baby was all about catching killers and doing sneaky private detective things.

It is very, very good and very impressive, but it's also early days, and there are still a lot of bugs. You get the sense that there will be a lot more stuff added as the game develops.

The cases are kinda simplistic, and there's not a ton of variety at this point, but there's plenty of information in the game world that I'm sure the devs are gonna use to expand that.

As an immersive sim, it's already stupidly good. Just be ready for a bumpy ride and some bug reports!

If you wanna be disrespected by a clueless developer and buy a bunch of stuff that you already have, and have it run worse than it already does, then this is the game for you. Enjoy!

Poop

Where Rocket League is like being trapped in a cage with the soccer equivalent of the monsters from Space Jam just slamming the ball around, Turbo Golf Racing feels more like a relaxing walk in the park, kicking a football down the path, taking your time, placing it just so.

It's a totally different vibe, where accuracy is at least as important as speed, and that makes it the perfect way to unwind in between all those white-knuckle adrenaline fests.

It really captures that sublime repetitive dopamine fix you would get from flash games on Kongregate back in the day. As long as you don't expect more than that, this'll do you fine.