my tyummy hurt and ♥♥♥♥ was flowing out of my grease hole

I've become so much like Jin Kazama it's scary. I wear leather hoodies, verbally assault women, and physically assault my family. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "kore ga genjitsu da" (which means 'This is reality' in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to slick it back and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up dad! I always draw a Devil-gene symbol on my shoulder, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I could lose control at any moment. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not rebelling against their fathers like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Ling Xiaoyu or Asuka, both of whom remind me of Hwoarang. When I order sushi, I refuse to get sashimi, because it sounds to much like mishima. I just keep wavedashing forward, until my father is destroyed.

uh oh! i got that double fantum madness! double fantum madness! aww ♥♥♥♥ you cant keep me out of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things!

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

My favorite strong beautiful intelligent black woman!

IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN SAAY ITTT!!!!!!!!

bro what the ♥♥♥♥ is water

Tsukurimashou Tsukurimashou sate sate nani ga dekiru ka na!

i'm edging to your profile.

AAA YEEESSS YEEESS KIINNGG OOOOHAAAAA

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Caterpilled.

stupid

MONKEY ISLAND!

speed hacking inbred moron. Enjoy your ban kid.

Joe Biden touched me

one time on a family trip, i jerked off in a stadium bathroom because i was so horny ):

how come the hot female teachers are so kind to me? I appreciate it but... am i secretly retarded? do they know something i dont? do they feel bad for me??

Omg hai ---^ 我是匿名者，我绝对喜欢@@anime <3，我最喜欢的是 naurto ！！！好吧，无论如何，我要告诉你我生命中最美好的一天，当我遇到我性感的丈夫佐助时！！ <333333333 OMFGZ 他本人真是太棒了！超级可爱！！！！！！！！
当我走到东京街上抬头看到...SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<33333333333333 333333333333333333
333333333333333333333!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!!"我大喊 nn 然后他变成赤壁，然后变成赤壁！！他看着我 [0.0 m.) 然后他看到我有多热他抓住我的手眨了眨眼 ~^ 然后把我拉到一家百奇店 oo 后面开始吻我!!!!!! [我的天啊！！！他的舌头尝起来像拉面！！！赖利！！ >.> <.< >.< (0 po'] 然后我看到一些 baka 胖婊子在看着我们，我可以看出她正在用她的眼睛脱掉他的衣服!!!!!!! 天哪，我简直不敢相信！ !! (òó) (òó)
(òó)] 所以我大喊“UH UH BAKA NEKO

It Would Be So Awesome, It Would Be So Cool

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye

fortnite birthday

DEAD BY DAYLIGHT

salad

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

-rep china mexican

I'm over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ right now

bluekari

Rock hard

I AM MENTAL
I AM MAD
I AM INSANE
I AM SICK IN THE HEAD
I AM A LOONEY
I AM A NUTTER
I NEED HELP

BUTT BUTT POOP FART

get on pavlov vr

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penis

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha

s.o.s

Joe Biden is an amazing president, he really helped America in so many ways you wouldn't believe it; first he defeated the Sea Kraken and 2nd he liberated Israel, so how could you possibly not like him!! After all he's done he really deserves a medal of honor and a few dogecoins, and I've already mailed him a few of my loli pictures since I heard he is a big fan of kids too!!! I really hope he runs again in 2024 I will most certainly vote for him and you should too!!!

Escapology Private Room Games Poll
For each of them 1 hr playtime

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note - each person cost

NEW Star Trek: Quantum Filament
Difficulty 7/10
•price is $38.99 Mon - Thursday
•Friday - Sunday $43.99

Scooby - Doo ,difficulty 7.5/10
• $38.99 Mon - Thursday
•Friday - Sunday $43.99

Lost City ,difficulty 7.5/10
•Monday-Thursday price is $34.99
•Friday - Sunday $39.99

7 deadly sins ,difficulty 8.5/10
•Monday-Thursday price is $34.99
•Friday - Sunday $39.99

Antidote , difficulty 6.5
•Monday-Thursday price is $34.99
•Friday - Sunday $39.99

Mansion Murder , difficulty 9/10
•Monday-Thursday price is $34.99
•Friday - Sunday $39.99

Who Stole Mona? ,difficulty 8/10
•Monday-Thursday price is $34.99
•Friday - Sunday $39.99

Vegas Hangover ,Difficulty 8/10
•Monday-Thursday price is $34.99
•Friday - Sunday $39.99 @here

woke up to timmy sucking on my ♥♥♥♥

funky friday

If being sexy was a crime I would still be serving 95 years for 4 counts of armed robbery, 2 counts of assault and battery and 13 counts of vehicular manslaughter and treason against the United States.

If being sexy was a crime I would still be serving 95 years for 4 counts of armed robbery, 2 counts of assault and battery and 13 counts of vehicular manslaughter and treason against the United States.

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