my tyummy hurt and ♥♥♥♥ was flowing out of my grease hole

I've become so much like Jin Kazama it's scary. I wear leather hoodies, verbally assault women, and physically assault my family. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "kore ga genjitsu da" (which means 'This is reality' in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to slick it back and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up dad! I always draw a Devil-gene symbol on my shoulder, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I could lose control at any moment. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not rebelling against their fathers like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Ling Xiaoyu or Asuka, both of whom remind me of Hwoarang. When I order sushi, I refuse to get sashimi, because it sounds to much like mishima. I just keep wavedashing forward, until my father is destroyed.

uh oh! i got that double fantum madness! double fantum madness! aww ♥♥♥♥ you cant keep me out of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things!

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

My favorite strong beautiful intelligent black woman!

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