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4.0 hrs last two weeks / 789.7 hrs on record (45.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 22 Mar, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Fun.... in the beginning.

The main problem is SL(silver lions). For the purpose of this review i will simple be using $ instead of SL.


OK so first things first, you just finished researching a tank. You have started to run low on the $ you are given to start but you don't think much of it since you have been progressing relatively fast. You spend the last major chunk of your $ on the tank and are ready to crack straight into your first match. You get into the brand new tank and immediately wonder why it feels like trying to control a lead brick. Your starter tanks felt fine so why not this one? The answer: Upgrades! Apparently you just pulled this brand new tank out of the recycling bin. You need to upgrade almost all of the major aspects of the tank. Your tracks? garbage! your turret traverse? Garbage! and worst of all, for some reason you don't even have a fire extinguisher!

So as you slog through countless battles, you slowly, slowly start accumulating upgrades. Finally your tank can compete with those around you! Your $ is dwindling but that is fine, you will make it all back! with just 1000$ left you go into your first battle with a fully upgraded tank. You believe at the end of the day you will triumph!

As you load into the battle, and first spawn in, you notice something weird. All around you are tanks you have never seen before, all of them seem larger, faster, stronger, and more modern than yours! You realize you have just been up-tiered. Your tanks is a bucket of rust, compared to all these more modern tanks from decades after yours. You attempt to do battle against these brand new tanks, but to no avail. The first enemy you see is a heavy tank that you never had any chance of penning. You get one shot and sent back to the loading screen.

it is all fine until you see your not-so-new tank in the bottom corner, dark red, with a message that say "Repair cost:2,500$" But you don't have that much! In fact, with your other tanks also being destroyed, you have less $ than you started the match with. Frustrated, you have two choices, Go play Air arcade and bomb some ground targets, slowly grinding, maybe 5000$ per match, rarely you scrape above 10,000$ OR you can pay the Snail real money, Feeding your hard earned cash into the game, amassing a new fortune of $ that you will lose in less than a week.

you chose option 3, Log out, and go to bed. You know that slowly, slowly the urge to play will draw you in, until you spend a whole weekend grinding only for the cycle to repeat. The process gets slower and slower, and your sanity slowly leaves you, But that ok, you might make it to T4 one day.
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