Cringe Introduction bellow, read at your own risk.


Yes indeed, the power of masturbation blessed me with an unlimited power of a Dark Cumlord, which granted me the immortality till my virginity shall be lost

Thou i am vested upon a curse which does not allow for my chasity to be stained or i shall be doomed for endless fap to hentai till i go mad

Thx for visiting my profile you solid lad this is how do i blaze weed m9 with dank fireball, git gud with it son, improve your skillz IRL
idk, n0 one cares;get laid

How do i get laid?

Yes Indeed, the power of the dark cumlord have been suppressed by the hero of the long shaft, using his epic powers with help of his anal maid they menaged to cast sperm banishment spell on the dark cumlord and put a curse of never being able to ♥♥♥ on him... driven by insanity he killed himself.
The end.