Reishii
Fuck off, creep   Finnmark, Norway
 
 
:crawlmushroom::SBpanda:HAVE SOME WILSON:minit_frog:, HAVE SOME:SBpanda::crawlmushroom:

.~:HoppyStand:R I P T H E S Y S T E M :HoppyStand:~.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DxBkW3r8pA

"THERE IS ONLY ONE STEP
AND IT IS C R A B." -Tufty Babes 2020

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"'what the ♥♥♥♥ hans this is nothing like stalingrad, we're being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up by a french goth holding a p90 screaming about mosh pits and knocking 10ft steroid monkeys with mincers on their arms to the ground'
idk what the ♥♥♥♥ kind of chemicals you put in your gas grenades but maybe stop inhaling them"
-Tufty 2020


It is I, the frenchiest fry.

𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐒

𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻♥

"to me it's slightly food, Danny."
-Greg Dahlen

"I wish your dad was smaller.
I'd carry him in a paper bag."

Meow: would vibrate your door at night and scream in norwegian how ♥♥♥♥ our coffee is

"Life ain't easy with a choking fetish." -Andrea

Vimple: it's not gay if it's for the lord

Vimple: take me to norway on your boat and ♥♥♥♥ me like a porcupine

Vimple: bet you're clawing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as you type


"my dad is ETERNAL"


"Vimple: chewing a ♥♥♥♥ off is way different from nailing it to a plank with like 75kg of weight pulling down on it"


04:19 - Vimple: last i saw you, you looked like a saami piece of ♥♥♥♥ asian boi

04:21 - Vimple: even though our relationship is that of a sinking burning cruise with nothing but overweight downsyndrome people on it, you're a cool dude and kind of a freind so, you know, you're kinda neato buddy

☾˜”*°•.˜”*°• 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻 •°*”˜.•°*”˜☽

Noice
Gud girl ;)
Brounh suggah
That's a noice spoisy maionayz
I'ma sloice the brockley

"i am playing the treasure chest.
it is very hard instrument to learn."
-frog_boy 2016

"Got hit with a pommel and survived".

"It's weird how some clouds move fast af.
They're on steroids or some ♥♥♥♥.
Klawd sturuids."

"When I was little, I thought that bots were low paid chinese workers playing the game." -William from the 24th

"Oh man ,I can't go to work today, I've got cyprus in my balls. Stings real bad too." -Vimple 17.06.2016 02:30

"21:03 - Vimple: Wtf is he called again?
21:03 - Vimple: THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
21:03 - Vimple: IDIOT
21:03 - Vimple: ♥♥♥♥
21:03 - Vimple: MAN
21:03 - Varangian_Hottentott: Dannny Devito?
21:03 - Vimple: WITH WRINKLES
21:03 - Vimple: NOW
21:03 - Vimple: NOP
21:03 - Vimple: NO
21:03 - Varangian_Hottentott: GORDON RAMSAY
21:03 - Varangian_Hottentott: you ♥♥♥♥
21:03 - Vimple: YES
21:03 - Vimple: Thank you"


Tom: We don't have any more mashed potato.
Gordon: Oh, get out of here! You've ran out of mashed potato?
Keith: Where the ♥♥♥♥ did all the mashed potatoes go?
Gordon: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS, TOM?
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BigChung 8 Jan @ 8:08am 
yo piss boy add me back im from chivalry:D
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SolidGrinch 9 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33am 
fun Veteran to play with in DT
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Reverie 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:30pm 
Sandal.

I've rented out a spare room in my cellar to your dad four about a month now. He's kept mostly to himself and the most I've seen from him are small traces of birdseed by the stairs. I think he mostly comes out at night? Either way, there's been this increasingly rank smell coming from down stairs. Turns out your dad was too scared to tell us that the toilet's been clogged, mostly it's just full of what I assume to be huge chunks of cotton? We're all very confused. That's not where the smell came from though. As a toilet substitute he's been using a huge sack of flour. He's just been peeing into the same flour sack for almost the entire rental period and it's horrific! He'll be moving out the 31st.

/Jannet
Reverie 18 Oct, 2023 @ 1:13pm 
Sandal.

Your dad's been found pantsless, huffing cornflake dust outside the local tattoo parlor this weekend. The absolute state he was found in lead people to question whether or not he was even alive. Until he started kicking and screaming for the "demons" to back off. He then shakingly curled over on all fours and shot a stream of semen onto the pavement. Now he's sleeping on the ground in a pile of crushed cereal, vomit and semen. We hid him under a large tarp for the time being. We have a team of vets coming to check up on him in a few hours. He should be back on his feet and ready to get picked up soon. It would be best if you could come pick him up by Thursday.

// Jeremy from Scotts Veterinary Clinic