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ㅤ* In a courtroom, a mugger was on trial. The victim, asked if she recognised the defendant, said, "Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." Unable to contain himself, the defendant burst out with, "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
ㅤ* Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan? Because he had burrowed too much already!
ㅤ* A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please." To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?"
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