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Suddenly, a wild A1C appears
Wild A1C is female, approximately 19 years in age. You notice immediately that her armor is out of regs (ABUs with ink stains on the pen-pocket, hat worn tipped upwards not square on the head). You prepare your initial attack, but realize she has a bonus to her own HP shield: fitted, tight ABU pants. It is surprisingly effective.
And you suddenly see that she has a travel companion: a Level 12 female 2d Lt Wizard with equal amounts of armor ♥♥♥♥-ups and equal amounts of hotness.
What's your next move?
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WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
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<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- - - -- - -- Allahu Akbar الله اكبر
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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TOO 72 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOU'RE HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..