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Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize
that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
😩
Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.
Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.
Bart: You're the man, Homer.
Bart After Dark
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[a fat Stewie is sitting on the porch]
Stewie: Damn you, ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! [to passersby]
Stewie: What are you looking at, you infantile stupid? That's right, damn you and such.
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System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
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He microwaved himself something called a Pour-On Genuine Creole Lasagne,
which said it served four portions. It did if you were dwarfs.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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