Установить Steam
войти
|
язык
简体中文 (упрощенный китайский)
繁體中文 (традиционный китайский)
日本語 (японский)
한국어 (корейский)
ไทย (тайский)
Български (болгарский)
Čeština (чешский)
Dansk (датский)
Deutsch (немецкий)
English (английский)
Español - España (испанский)
Español - Latinoamérica (латиноам. испанский)
Ελληνικά (греческий)
Français (французский)
Italiano (итальянский)
Bahasa Indonesia (индонезийский)
Magyar (венгерский)
Nederlands (нидерландский)
Norsk (норвежский)
Polski (польский)
Português (португальский)
Português-Brasil (бразильский португальский)
Română (румынский)
Suomi (финский)
Svenska (шведский)
Türkçe (турецкий)
Tiếng Việt (вьетнамский)
Українська (украинский)
Сообщить о проблеме с переводом
😪
Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize
that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
😩
Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.
Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that. And I
gotta live with him.
Bart: You're the man, Homer.
Bart After Dark
🤠
[a fat Stewie is sitting on the porch]
Stewie: Damn you, ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! [to passersby]
Stewie: What are you looking at, you infantile stupid? That's right, damn you and such.
😶
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
🤐
He microwaved himself something called a Pour-On Genuine Creole Lasagne,
which said it served four portions. It did if you were dwarfs.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
😗
Your SteamID is selected as winner of Weekly giveaway.
Get your ★ Karambit | Doppler on gjveeaway.com