I want to be Sylvia's dog. I want to completely submit to Her superior will and I want HER to decide for me. Now, you might say, "haha what a weirdo", like the uncultured plebe you are. So, let me ask you this: what AUDACITY you must have, to assume a mere human like you can possess a superior judgment to this omnipotent being known as SYLVIA (PBUH)? What makes you think this divine being's intelligence is even remotely comparable to your sorry pathetic ape brain? You see, I understand that I'm inferior to this embodiment of perfection, and I'm willing to submit to Her FULLY. Oh, what an idyllic life it must be. Even being in the presence of such a goddess is ecstatic enough, but her actively interacting with you and giving you commands that directly benefit you? This must be what people refer to as heaven. You wouldn't believe what I would give up to be a subject of Her interest, to hear Her polite but austere commands, to fulfill Her every demand with infinite diligence, to be ready to serve Her at Her slightest whim.