Im not a cheater ur just bad

TL:DR I suck sometimes but most of the time i look like a smurf and im not.

OOOK because i get ♥♥♥♥ for it constantly heres why im so inconsistent:
-i was global elite like 8 years ago before the derankening, when I became dmg
-i stopped playing this game in favor of overwatch for 2 years, then stopped gaming entirely for another 5 years
-I only play this game for fun now, but yeah I still have my knowledge and reflexes from years ago, so sometimes I look sus.
-Im unranked/silver because I dont play ranked much. Or any game for that matter.
-Most of the time when I play im either high, or drunk, so if you're getting mad at me for being bad, im sorry, im just here to have a good time.
-If you get annoyed at me because I call out too much or try to "coach" you, mute me. I will never not call out somebody if I think that you don't know that they are there. Thats just old reflexs