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Brack Obunga
 
 
in the STRIPPED club rn, gooning it fr. by "it" i mean. uh. skibidi my peanits. LMAOOO. bruh the dj hittin that fanum tax like skrrrr. ohio energy thru the roof. i got no rizz but the gyatt ladies still lookin my way?? like chill ma’am my hands busy 💀.

anyway some dude in a hoodie pulls up, lookin like he from actual ohio (respectfully??). he whispers "rizzless behavior detected" and just VANISHES. poof. like bro was a side quest npc or sumthin. meanwhile i’m here tryna keep the skibidi bop goin. my knees weak, spaghetti peanits.

then BOOM. fog machine go brrr. light hits the room. purple AGAIN. why is it ALWAYS purple in these places, istg. next thing i know, a tall guy (goat emoji vibes) yells “GYATT” and everyone starts hitting the griddy. i’m in the corner, still gooning. still vibin.

moral of the story: if u in ohio and u aint got rizz, just pay the fanum tax. maybe skibidi a lil. peanits stay undefeated.
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Baby Lu 12 月 21 日 下午 9:56 
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Mu'ammar Al-Qadhdhāfī 2023 年 10 月 16 日 下午 12:08 
Én tudok főzni, én áldoztam ezért: 7-kor fölkeltem, marhát pucoltam, az, hogy egy faszszopó geci kurva elment a retkes kurva anyjába, nem érdekel, 260 kilométert utaztak a cigányok, nehogymár olyan nyerje baszdmeg aki nem tud főzni!

Én, aki reggel óta főzök, hát menjetek a faszomba, baszd meg a gecibe, szórakoztok velem, hagyjatok már baszdmeg, mi a faszt szavazzak?

Ez egy főzőverseny baszki, há' mit szavazzak? Mit szavazzak baszdmeg? Mit, hogy a pincér csinálja meg az étteremben? Hétkor pucoltam a marhapörköltet, faszszopó.
Siggi 2023 年 4 月 27 日 下午 2:08 
Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.
Zaharyas 2022 年 8 月 10 日 下午 1:41 
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TDCd3ku 2022 年 8 月 3 日 上午 10:01 
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(Johnny_nawalony) 2022 年 8 月 3 日 上午 9:41 
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