in the STRIPPED club rn, gooning it fr. by "it" i mean. uh. skibidi my peanits. LMAOOO. bruh the dj hittin that fanum tax like skrrrr. ohio energy thru the roof. i got no rizz but the gyatt ladies still lookin my way?? like chill ma’am my hands busy 💀.

anyway some dude in a hoodie pulls up, lookin like he from actual ohio (respectfully??). he whispers "rizzless behavior detected" and just VANISHES. poof. like bro was a side quest npc or sumthin. meanwhile i’m here tryna keep the skibidi bop goin. my knees weak, spaghetti peanits.

then BOOM. fog machine go brrr. light hits the room. purple AGAIN. why is it ALWAYS purple in these places, istg. next thing i know, a tall guy (goat emoji vibes) yells “GYATT” and everyone starts hitting the griddy. i’m in the corner, still gooning. still vibin.

moral of the story: if u in ohio and u aint got rizz, just pay the fanum tax. maybe skibidi a lil. peanits stay undefeated.