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簡単に言うと、ダメなんです。本当に、マスタードのない世界というのは、意味がないんです。考えてみてください...他に鼻腔の隙間を埋めるものがありますか?これほど多彩な味を提供するものが他にあるだろうか?マスタードは常に、この地球上で最も美しいものである。マスタードは常に宇宙で最も美味なものであろう。確かに、マスタードだけでは疑問の残るおいしさだ。しかし、マスタードは単独では機能せず、他の少ない味を増幅させなければならない。マスタードを食べないと言う人も、自分を騙しているだけなのだ。ホメオパシーを覚えていますか?まあ、かなり多くのものがホメオパシー的にマスタードに汚染されていて、マスタードが彼らの食べ物を偉大にしたんだ。ドナルド・トランプは、自分がアメリカを再び偉大にすることができると考えている。いや、彼一人では無理だ。でもマスタードならできる。私たちは壁を作るべきではありません。壮大なマスタードの滝を作るべきなのです。ナイアガラの滝?マスタードの滝はどうだ?マスタードを再び偉大にする唯一の方法です 科学的に証明されています 正確に0対照試験で査読付き雑誌に掲載されています なぜこれがアメリカを再び偉大にするのでしょうか?想像してみてください、どんなつまらないサンドイッチでも、外に置くだけで、マスタードをまぶすことができるとしたら。そうです、私たちはマスタードの雨を降らせようとしているのです。全世界が一段とスパイシーになる。味気ないサンドイッチがまた食べられるようになる。まともなサンドイッチは、心を揺さぶるだろう。生産性は10,000%アップし、人生への情熱も高まる。韓国と北朝鮮は再び友好的になる。イスラエル人とパレスチナ人は殺し合うのをやめるだろう。その代わりに、マスタードを愛することに喜びを見出すだろう。つまり、マスタードはこの世界を結びつけるだけでなく、この世界が抱えるすべての問題を解決してくれるのだ。

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I couldn't help but notice on your myanimelist you listed Sword Art Online as one of your favorite anime and I have to say I don't really quite understand how people like you can even consider yourself a true anime fan. You are tainting your mind with such an inferior show, I cannot help but reconsider my short correspondence with you, for I used to think you were someone with above average taste in anime at best, but now I see that I was mistaken. However, it is not too late, I can still recommend you a better series than that garbage show. I only pick the best anime and I'm quite flexible with genre, ranging from dark and psychological to even the occasional slice of life if time permits. I am certain once you step past that veil of mediocrity, you will be as I am because seriously, swort art online is such a trashy show, I can't believe you watch things like that, LOL. I like shows that make me THINK, stuff like Psycho Pass, which you probably never even heard of, you probably watch moe trash like K-ON LOL but yeah, Sword Art Online literally ends up catering to fan service near the end. The beginning had a lot of potential but the plot just falls through and the characters are just vapid and unrealistic like you are. I'll link you to my anime list so you can see what true anime viewers should be watching, not stuff the industry peddles out to pander to people who couldn't tell the difference between a masterpiece and a cash grabbing, soulless show that succeeds in targetting people like you. I only pray that I've caused a strong enough intervention so that you can experience what good anime is actually supposed to be like. Seriouisly, Sword Art Online is SO overhyped and there are so many other superior shows out there, I really don't get how it got so popular. I'm beginning to think all my friends just have bad taste - am I the only one around here who appreciates good anime? I mean, come on.
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Tyrone 30 May, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
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Zoobooks 10 May, 2015 @ 10:03pm 
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