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0.5 hrs on record
It was a fine half hour spent.
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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155.9 hrs on record
Leaving a review out of misguided obligation. Having 100% I thought I'd more to say, but looking back at it before I uninstall; Its just underwhelming. Its more melodramatic than any thing, leaning hard on "context" while feeling unfocused. I didn't care for any of the characters nor getting to know them... All told I wouldn't do it again.
Posted 10 July, 2023. Last edited 10 July, 2023.
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8 people found this review helpful
748.0 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Trying out "Crosshair Genie", "Hud Sight", and "Crosshair X", and so far for being the "Budget option" I'm pretty impressed with it.

You just draw on your screen pixel by pixel, RGB-Opacity, with an option to toggle visibility or disappear when a button in held. Havn't noticed any performance hit,

Could it be fancier? Of coarse, but from my limited testing with refunds, this presents the least problems and has the basics of what'd you'd want. I hope it does well and sees more dev support.
Posted 9 June, 2023. Last edited 13 June, 2023.
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1,016.8 hrs on record (901.9 hrs at review time)
Recommended with caveats.

The mechanical freedom is unmatched; while there are certainly meta picks, and a high "skill" ceiling the fact remains that there is a high degree of problem solving that can be done with out the numbers to back it, as well just wonky exploits/tomfoolery. Its like the only coop RPG and it does it damn well. Fine solo but if you've some one to navigate this narrative sandbox all the better.

Now for the caveats...some one who wrote this ♥♥♥♥ was down bad; like damn. These boys wanted stepped on, and it shows. Not one, not twice, not even three times, but 4 seperate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times are you beaten over the head by the idiot stick so a resident fem fatal can style on your ass with her chest popping out her corset. There are a number of scripted interactions where the only winning move against the devs unrepentant horny is not to play; barring the biggest fem fetal of them all who you cant rebel against in any meaningful way cuz the game will just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ end. So grab your gimp suits you degenerates if you ever presume narrative competence the next dame with tits and an attitude will set you straight...metaphorically since tits of your own are no defense.

The epilogues are pretty ♥♥♥♥. Inspite being its own separate game/continuity it capitulates to a cannon future so any ending where you think to take authority to un♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, locks you into war of atrophy you can not win, or could claim a "moral" victory and set up a easy future monopoly for demons, by distributing the cosmic power to every one so demons get 50x the returns on stupid asses til they domino into global conquest with their only contenders being the big ass lizards doing the same. The world is a petre dish to those who seize power by amoral means but atleast you didn't presume to take authority so pat your self on the back. The rest of the endings are pretty comparable.

So long as you aren't too invested in the narrative, don't care if you've any presumption of competence, and can just enjoy the ride and not the destination...cuz its ♥♥♥♥. You and every one else is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, don't try to fix it you can't; you're narratively incompetent and coup de grace'd by cleavage after all.

TLDR - Have fun, there's plenty to be had; don't take it seriously.
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
55.0 hrs on record
I about hate this game, and it hates me, it probably doesn't like you either...it certainly doesn't respect you. Its purpose is to abuse your time, presumptions of fair play, and good will. You or at-least I overcome this game by cultivating your hate, til like an anime edgy boy you declare your hate the stronger and pay backs its myriads of abuse with FOCUS and contempt.

Its a game I wanted to like but ended up beating out of spite. If that appeals to you go for it but I should also mention the characters are hella dumb, like DAMN, these boys taken too many to head.
Posted 28 May, 2023. Last edited 10 July, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
It was a fun little read and I'd have been glad for more.

There's a good bit of context in Zetsubou's writing, without degenerating into melodramatic nonsery. Some endearing characters that adhere more to consistency than gratification and as such I've become a fan.

A proper MC is a some thing that's sorely lacking in this medium and even though it was short lived it was quite refreshing to have a MC who's their own character and not a white toast audience surrogate.

Things perhaps to nitpick over.
In the fight CG Litia's dual wielding two dagger, not ideal but never mind that; they're held reverse grip is a bit rough. I know many don't care but I good part of my fun is imagining methodology not aesthetic.

Secondly in the post credits epilogue the sort of "gamification" was a bit off putting. Its another one I can being a matter of taste; lord knows its become popular in isekai, but its usually to a deterrent of a better story I feel, and seemed out of left field to have them start talking about "equip requirements". Not a story crutch/feature I'm generally in favor of but if used probably better set up before the epilogue...assuming its to become a full release some day. *shrug*
Posted 24 April, 2023. Last edited 24 April, 2023.
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2.0 hrs on record
Fairly decent inspite its self. The premise is literally an isekai island for loser men to be paired with virtuous monster girls. Strangely the MC is less capitulating that other works by this producer.

There are 4 endings, one for Best Girl Reina, an octopus monster girl, one for distant second best girl Beatrice a lamia with murder mittens, and one Iris some foliage. There's also a ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ ending where our dear neurotic MC rejects the whole thing so hard it kills him...which I respect so it gets an OK from me.
Posted 23 April, 2023.
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13.5 hrs on record
I 100% this in less than 100 hours which for me is quite the accomplishment for how long it'll often take me to be invested in a work. This was good, kept me invested in both the premise and the characters, enjoying the details of even the bad ends.

Some things are a struggle to finish..this was not one such thing and while I wasn't left with any strong feelings about it; that It went with ease and I remember much of it has to earn my endorsement. Worth a read.

In a related note why TF don't we have male MC's who are properly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ interesting like the MC of this? I can empathize with a slice of bread for ♥♥♥♥ sake but it seems we cant get a male MC who's any competent, desirable, interesting, or god forbid have above a room temperature IQ or the readers inferiority complex might flare up. Maybe I'm an outlier but I'm pretty well sick of white toast MC's.
Posted 22 April, 2023. Last edited 22 April, 2023.
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4.5 hrs on record
I won't say it's any thing exceptional in terms of writing, characters, or humor, but the premise kept me invested and it's got some pretty great achievements. Worth a look.
Posted 22 April, 2023.
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3.9 hrs on record
I got this cuz of the hype and it's overwhelming positive reviews... The cringe kept me from progressing to even one "achievement".

Unless you're a connoisseur of cringe or perhaps a more evolved degenerate than I; don't get it.
Posted 22 April, 2023.
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