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14 of 28 (50%) achievements earned:
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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 12:54am

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 7:25am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 7:25am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 7:34am

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Unlocked 17 May, 2022 @ 4:59am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:08am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:09am

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 11:14am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 11:00am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:54am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 2:49pm

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 9:27am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 3:03pm

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 2:25pm



Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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