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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Ontgrendeld op 20 aug 2020 om 0:54

Go Left

Move to the left.
Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt 2020 om 7:25

Go Right

Move to the right.
Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt 2020 om 7:25

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt 2020 om 7:34

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Ontgrendeld op 17 mei 2022 om 4:59

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt 2020 om 8:08

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt 2020 om 8:09

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Ontgrendeld op 14 mei 2022 om 11:14

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Ontgrendeld op 14 mei 2022 om 11:00

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Ontgrendeld op 22 mrt 2020 om 8:54

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2020 om 14:49

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Ontgrendeld op 21 mrt 2020 om 9:27

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2020 om 15:03

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2020 om 14:25



Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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